In various recent emails, some have suggested to me that this blog is, and I quote, "odd, gross, disgusting, brainless, and a waste of time".
That last one really hurt. I will readily admit that my posts are gross, stupid, disgusting, blah blah blah. But I see my time blogging as my contribution to society.
In case any of my email "buddies" are confused, it is this way BY DESIGN! Whoa, that's right. I actually am smart enough to understand that posts about bathroom issues provide little obvious value.
Yes, "obvious". For you see, the primary goal of my blog is to tear down the walls society has erected (insert blush here) around potty stories. It is time for everyone to understand that it's ok to talk about "stink bombs", dutch ovens, code reds, human 2 minute warnings, fiber overdose, hershey squirts, etc. This is not the 19th century, people. We must break free of these self-imposed social chains.
So, in a very subtle way, this blog is part of a social revolution. Viva la potty!!
BTW: I am now trying out yet another social site. This one is very, very cool. Check out Pownce. If you end up joining, I am bwmson.
Now, off to "think" up a new post.
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Alright, who told you your blog was a "waste of time?" Do send them to me so that I can kick their asses.
I love your blog. Even if I do roll my eyes at some of the bathroom stuff, it's you being you. And you, dude, are always interesting...that is not something I can say about everyone.
Viva la Potty, indeed!
I'm with CL. I'll help her out on that whole kickin' ass thing. lol
She pegged it pretty good. She's one smart cookie! :o)
Viva la potty!
and
Power to the Potty!
lol
I agree with everyone else. You continue doing what you do .... some of us love you just the way you are.
Preach on Brother!
People just need to hear the truth!
I love your blog too! You have a knack for making me laugh until I cry!
Just to reiterate the fact that I love your thoughts about the natural way things flow, here is a great book for everyone to read: Everyone Poops Love the posts man!
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