Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Insta-Blush

Here are the seven words in the English language that make me blush instantly. Typically, any form of the word (except abbreviation) has the same effect. I even struggle to type these. And yes, there is definitely a common thread here. I never got much past 6th grade in terms of maturity.

The BIG Seven
  1. Brassiere (but not bra)
  2. Copulate
  3. Ovary
  4. Hysterectomy
  5. Masturbate
  6. Intercourse
  7. Vagina

7 comments:

Caffeinated Librarian said...

You forgot "fornicate."

bwmson said...

Dang it....make it 8. Sometimes you just aren't very nice :)

Caffeinated Librarian said...

Oh just trying to be helpful, you know. :-)

Becca said...

You are too funny! I love your words, you are the new version of George Carlin! Bless your heart!
:-)

Dory said...

Ovary?? Really?

Hysterectomy? REALLY??

The rest I understand. Sorta. Kind of like me saying penis.

Now just think.... say you were a girl with a first name like mine.... just think of all the fun middle schoolers had with that.

And.... Caffeinated Librarian gotcha with her comment. ;o)

bwmson said...

I would like to thank all for their understanding. ;)

mumof3boyz said...

You are so funny....but sadly most of those words make me blush also...lol

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