This post idea has been floating around my head for several weeks.
Before anyone gets stirred up about any of these in the list, please keep in mind that there is a bit of sarcasm and loser humor included....
Best Recent Idea For Next Post: How buddy Pete became former buddy Pete (coming very soon)
Worst Recent Idea for Next Post: Coolest mass murders throughout history
Best Recent Purchase: Merrell Hiking Shoes
Worst Recent Purchase: A fishing game for my PSP
Best Milk: 2%
Worst Milk: Skim (white water)
Contributed by my dog, Spike
Best Dog Food: Science Diet
Worst Dog Food: Walmart's Ol' Roy
Best Muppet: Fozzie
Worst Muppet: Scooter
Contributed by son #2 (an avid swimmer who kicked some rear recently in meet)
Best Swiming Stroke: Butterfly
Worst Swimming Stroke: Breast
Best Weather: Slightly overcast, temp around 70, little breeze
Worst weather: An F4 tornado with some golf-ball sized hail tossed in for good measure
Best Socks: Under Armor
Worst Socks: Kmart brand
Best Candy Bar: Mars (which are no longer around)
Worst Candy Bar: Almond Joy (my coconut allergy plays a part in this)
Best Pop: MD
Worst Pop: Fresca
Best Dental Treatment: Cleaning
Worst Dental Treatment: Root Canal
Best Job I Never Had: Garbage Man
Worst Job I Never Had: Manure Inspector
Funniest Adult Movie Title: (tie): Ed's Wood, Shaving Ryan's Privates, On Golden Blonde
Worst Adult Movie Title: XXX-Men
Best New Feature in VB .NET 2005 - Generics
Worst New Feature in VB .NET 2005 - Unsigned Integer type
Best Cereal: Golden Crisp (starring the Sugar Bear)
Worst Ceral: Grape Nuts
Best improper act: Picking nose
Worst improper act: Sneezing without covering
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4 comments:
Ummmm. Sir? Please tell me that you made up those adult movie titles...
Couldn't agree more about milk. But Fozzie instead of Kermit? That's a surprise.
Chris, being compared to Kermit soured me to the frog.
CL, those are all real.
I think I am the only person in the world who is really cool with root canals. I'd rather have a root canal done than a filling. Fillings hurt forever, while a root canal? Well, nerve amputations mean no pain there ever again.
then again, I'm a weirdo. pfft.
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